幽默讓辦公室更有溫度，也更有團隊精神
如果沒有幽默，職場生活可能會變得沉悶無趣。而幽默不但能舒緩壓力，也能促進同事間的情誼。當團隊士氣提升、辦公室氣氛活潑，工作效率也隨之提高。與你喜歡、聊得來的人共事，是令人期待的事。
這些爆笑的職場金句，展現工作的輕鬆一面。分享給你的同事們，一起在辦公室創造充滿正能量的小宇宙吧！
Scott Adams，《呆伯特原則》
“Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.”
「創意是允許自己犯錯，而藝術則是知道該保留哪些錯誤。」
William Castle
“An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault.”
「專家就是把一件簡單的事講得亂七八糟，讓你以為混亂是你的錯。」
Phyllis Diller
“What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.”
「我不喜歡辦公室聖誕派對，因為隔天通常要找工作了。」
Carl Zwanzig
“Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.”
「膠帶就像原力，有光明面與黑暗面，還能維繫整個宇宙的結構。」
Scott Adams
“Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant.”
「給人一條魚，他可以吃一天；教人釣魚，他會買一頂搞笑的帽子；對飢餓的人講魚，那你大概是顧問。」
Tori Filler
“Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you want.”
「當你得不到你想要的東西時，你得到的是經驗。」
Phil Pastoret
“Hear no evil, see no evil, and speak no evil—and you’ll never get a job working for a tabloid.”
「不聽、不看、不說壞事——你永遠不會被八卦小報錄用。」
Dennis Miller
“The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What’s the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you’d get a pulse.”
「世界上最輕鬆的工作應該是驗屍官。對死人動手術，最糟會怎樣？搞砸了可能會有心跳出現吧。」
Niels Bohr
“An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field.”
「專家就是在某個狹窄領域內，把所有可能的錯都犯過的人。」
Leo Durocher
“I believe in rules. Sure I do. If there weren’t any rules, how could you break them?”
「我相信規則，真的。沒有規則，你怎麼違規？」
Jerome K. Jerome
“I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.”
「我喜歡工作；它讓我著迷。我可以坐著看它好幾個小時。」
Woody Allen
“I'm short enough and ugly enough to succeed on my own.”
「我矮得夠、醜得夠，可以靠自己成功了。」
“If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.”
「一個人如果一直在笑，那他大概在賣什麼不管用的東西。」
Dave Barry
“If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.'”
「如果要用一個詞解釋為什麼人類無法實現全部潛力，那個詞就是：會議。」
Proverbs 10:26
“Like vinegar to the teeth, and smoke to the eyes, so are the lazy to their employers.”
「懶惰人對雇主來說，如同醋傷牙、煙薰眼，一樣難受。」
Sam Ewing
“Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn’t be done.”
「沒有什麼比看著別人做成你說辦不到的事還更尷尬的了。」
Lily Tomlin
“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.”
「我一直想成為某個人物，但現在才發現，我當初應該說得更具體一點。」
Oscar Wilde
“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.”
「欣賞你工作的最佳方式，就是想像一下你沒有工作時的樣子。」
Betty Reese
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.”
「如果你覺得自己太渺小而無法產生影響，那你大概沒在黑暗中遇過蚊子。」
Ted Turner
“My son is now an ‘entrepreneur.’ That's what you're called when you don't have a job.”
「我兒子現在是『創業家』——這是在你沒工作的時候大家會給你的稱號。」
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
“It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong.”
「把事情做對所花的時間，比解釋你為什麼搞砸還要少。」
Henry Kissinger
“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.”
「鑽石，只是一塊在壓力下表現得很出色的煤而已。」
